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18-01-2003, 11:14 PM
HEART OF WOMAN
> >
> > By the time the Lord made woman, he was
> > into his Sixth day of working
> > overtime.
> >
> > An Angel appeared and said, "Why are you
> > spending so much time on this one?"
> >
> > And the Lord answered and said, "Have
> > you seen the spec sheet on her?
> >
> > She has to be completely washable,
> > but not plastic, have 200 movable
> > parts, all replaceable, run on black
> > coffee and leftovers, have a lap
> > that can hold two children at one
> > time and that disappears when she
> > stands up, have a kiss that can cure
> > anything from a scraped knee to a
> > broken heart, and have six pairs of
> > hands."
> >
> > The Angel was astounded at the
> > requirements for this one. "Six pairs
> > of hands! No Way!" said the Angel.
> >
> > The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the
> > hands that are the problem.
> >
> > It's the three pairs of eyes that
> > mothers must have!" And that's just
> > on the standard model?"
> >
> > The Angel asked. The Lord nodded in
> > agreement. "Yep, one pair of eyes
> > are to see through the closed door as
> > she asks her children what they
> > are doing even though she already
> > knows. Another pair in the back of
> > her head are to see what she needs to
> > know even though no one thinks
> > she can. And the third pair are here
> > in the front of her head. They
> > are for looking at an errant child
> > and saying that she understands and
> > loves him or her without even saying
> > a single word."
> >
> > The Angel tried to stop the Lord.
> > "This is too much work for one day.
> > Await until tomorrow to finish. "But
> > I can't!" The Lord protested, "I
> > am so close to finishing this
> > creation that is so close to my own
> > heart. She already heals herself when
> > she is sick AND can feed a
> > family on a pound of hamburger and
> > can get a nine year old to stand in
> > the shower."
> >
> > The Angel moved closer and touched
> > the woman, "But you have made her
> > so soft, Lord." She is soft,"
> >
> > Lord agreed, "but I have also made
> > her tough. You have no idea what
> > she can endure or accomplish." Will
> > she be able to think?", asked the
> > Angel. The Lord replied, "Not only
> > will she be able to think, she will
> > be able to reason, and negotiate."
> >
> > The Angel then noticed something and
> > reached out and touched the
> > woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like
> > you have a leak with this model. I
> > told you that you were trying to put
> > too much into this one."
> >
> > That's not a leak." The Lord
> > objected. "That's a tear!" What's the
> > tear for?" the Angel asked. The Lord
> > said, "The tear is her way of
> > expressing her joy, her sorrow, her
> > pain, her disappointment, her
> > loneliness, her grief, and her
> > pride."
> >
> > The Angel was impressed. "You are a
> > genius, Lord. You thought of
> > everything, for women are truly
> > amazing." Women have strengths that
> > amaze men. They carry children, they
> > carry hardships, they carry
> > burdens but they hold happiness, love
> > and joy. They smile when they
> > want to scream. They sing when they
> > want to cry. They cry when they
> > are happy and laugh when they are
> > nervous. They fight for what they
> > believe in. They stand up for
> > injustice. They don't take "no" for an
> > answer when they believe there is a
> > better solution. They go without
> > new shoes so their children can have
> > them. They go to the doctor with
> > a frightened friend. They love
> > unconditionally. They cry when their
> > children excel and cheer when their
> > friends get awards. Their hearts
> > break when a friend dies. They have
> > sorrow at the loss of a family
> > member, yet they are strong when they
> > think there is no strength left.
> > They know that a hug and a kiss can
> > heal a broken heart. Women come in
> > all sizes, in all colours and shapes.
> > They'll drive, fly, walk, run or
> > e-mail you to show how much they care
> > about you.
> >
> > The heart of a woman is what makes
> > the world spin! Women do more than
> > give birth. They bring joy and hope.
> > They give compassion and ideals.
> > Women have a lot to say and a lot to
> > give.(ai (ah
> >
> > By the time the Lord made woman, he was
> > into his Sixth day of working
> > overtime.
> >
> > An Angel appeared and said, "Why are you
> > spending so much time on this one?"
> >
> > And the Lord answered and said, "Have
> > you seen the spec sheet on her?
> >
> > She has to be completely washable,
> > but not plastic, have 200 movable
> > parts, all replaceable, run on black
> > coffee and leftovers, have a lap
> > that can hold two children at one
> > time and that disappears when she
> > stands up, have a kiss that can cure
> > anything from a scraped knee to a
> > broken heart, and have six pairs of
> > hands."
> >
> > The Angel was astounded at the
> > requirements for this one. "Six pairs
> > of hands! No Way!" said the Angel.
> >
> > The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the
> > hands that are the problem.
> >
> > It's the three pairs of eyes that
> > mothers must have!" And that's just
> > on the standard model?"
> >
> > The Angel asked. The Lord nodded in
> > agreement. "Yep, one pair of eyes
> > are to see through the closed door as
> > she asks her children what they
> > are doing even though she already
> > knows. Another pair in the back of
> > her head are to see what she needs to
> > know even though no one thinks
> > she can. And the third pair are here
> > in the front of her head. They
> > are for looking at an errant child
> > and saying that she understands and
> > loves him or her without even saying
> > a single word."
> >
> > The Angel tried to stop the Lord.
> > "This is too much work for one day.
> > Await until tomorrow to finish. "But
> > I can't!" The Lord protested, "I
> > am so close to finishing this
> > creation that is so close to my own
> > heart. She already heals herself when
> > she is sick AND can feed a
> > family on a pound of hamburger and
> > can get a nine year old to stand in
> > the shower."
> >
> > The Angel moved closer and touched
> > the woman, "But you have made her
> > so soft, Lord." She is soft,"
> >
> > Lord agreed, "but I have also made
> > her tough. You have no idea what
> > she can endure or accomplish." Will
> > she be able to think?", asked the
> > Angel. The Lord replied, "Not only
> > will she be able to think, she will
> > be able to reason, and negotiate."
> >
> > The Angel then noticed something and
> > reached out and touched the
> > woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like
> > you have a leak with this model. I
> > told you that you were trying to put
> > too much into this one."
> >
> > That's not a leak." The Lord
> > objected. "That's a tear!" What's the
> > tear for?" the Angel asked. The Lord
> > said, "The tear is her way of
> > expressing her joy, her sorrow, her
> > pain, her disappointment, her
> > loneliness, her grief, and her
> > pride."
> >
> > The Angel was impressed. "You are a
> > genius, Lord. You thought of
> > everything, for women are truly
> > amazing." Women have strengths that
> > amaze men. They carry children, they
> > carry hardships, they carry
> > burdens but they hold happiness, love
> > and joy. They smile when they
> > want to scream. They sing when they
> > want to cry. They cry when they
> > are happy and laugh when they are
> > nervous. They fight for what they
> > believe in. They stand up for
> > injustice. They don't take "no" for an
> > answer when they believe there is a
> > better solution. They go without
> > new shoes so their children can have
> > them. They go to the doctor with
> > a frightened friend. They love
> > unconditionally. They cry when their
> > children excel and cheer when their
> > friends get awards. Their hearts
> > break when a friend dies. They have
> > sorrow at the loss of a family
> > member, yet they are strong when they
> > think there is no strength left.
> > They know that a hug and a kiss can
> > heal a broken heart. Women come in
> > all sizes, in all colours and shapes.
> > They'll drive, fly, walk, run or
> > e-mail you to show how much they care
> > about you.
> >
> > The heart of a woman is what makes
> > the world spin! Women do more than
> > give birth. They bring joy and hope.
> > They give compassion and ideals.
> > Women have a lot to say and a lot to
> > give.(ai (ah